He is so angry…he sounds like a mother…do you know you're an hour late to an hour and a half show?! 😂 He's giving the laser stare as he drinks his water 😅
"That woulda been different Indians." 😂 now hes even correctly profiling HYPOTHETICAL Indians!! 😂😂😂 Goin above and beyond on this one 😂😂😂 love you Akaash!!
An hour late, at that point you're just an asshole.
He doesn't miss, it's unreal
He nails it 99% of the time. He really does.
He is so angry…he sounds like a mother…do you know you're an hour late to an hour and a half show?! 😂 He's giving the laser stare as he drinks his water 😅
These are NRIs.. Not indians, real indians would never pay extra money and be late at it.. We be early.. Paisa wasool karna Hai😂
Was this a show from NY?
Well Akashwani are never wrong ❤
Even happens at airports, and when they miss their flight, they start screaming and are furious.
Mind your vulgar language. You think by using cuss words you will have more audience.
Bro is guessing empty seats now
Dude obviously the medical school indians would be on time.
honestly, that's just fkn rude & disrespectful to turn up that late ffs
It least he made their VIP ticket worth it for the last 30 minutes including them in a joke😂
He's 100% correct, I'm punjabi and been married 3 times and late to each wedding! 🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣
Ya if all the Indians could go back to India that'd be great
This happens in Nigeria too. We call it "African time"
Program starts at 8. Yeah, right! More like 9:40
In their defence every goddamn show starts at least 90 minutes late these days
We need a playlist featuring your spot-on predictions like this!
He never fails to stereotype correctly even when people aren’t there. I’m honestly gobsmacked at this point.
Bro doesn't need cover to judge a book
😂😂
"That woulda been different Indians." 😂 now hes even correctly profiling HYPOTHETICAL Indians!! 😂😂😂 Goin above and beyond on this one 😂😂😂 love you Akaash!!
"What time the show start…dipshit…?"
The fact he stereotyped people who aren't there and was right😂
Akash u r wasting ur talent in comedy, u should be a spy
That's too funny 😂😂😂😂
I'm a white dude that was just bitching about someone that's always late & literally said it's disrespectful. Oh shit!!! lol
As a white person with ADHD, this has taught me I need more Indian friends.😂
Being early, or on time, is in a lot of "white people's" blood. Otherwise there wouldn't be anything left for us to loot or enslave. 😉
"don't worry about it, the show won't start until tomorrow"
Wait rochester? HE CAME HERE TO ROCHESTER NY!? When!?!!!!
As soon as they sit down, you say , “thank you everybody. You’ve been great”. Then walk out. 🤣