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“Bros, how are you for the weekend?”
“Which weekend? Today Tuesday, you ask about the weekend. Have you taken something today? Weekend? How?”
“Only in my own thinking, as is happening right now, one must always plan in the future. Like me now, I plan in the future. I count everything”
“Stops too much calculated. The sun will be immersed. This will rise tomorrow morning. And we will all remain here.”
“Talk yourself sir.”
“What do you mean talking yourself? You have something against the sunrise and fall, the day goes to sleep and rises at dawn? Are you fine?”
“You have to speak for yourself, because what is the deepest in my mind today is how to take advantage of the biggest advantage of President Tinubu from his journey to Japan to attend the Tokyo International Conference on African Development in Yokohama known as Tikad 9.”
“So? He has left Japan. He went to the United States. Los Angeles. He has now been seen in Brazil where he is said in a country visit. We all read it. So?”
“No. You don’t read everything. He leaves something in Japan. Japanese now say that as part of Japan’s journey there is now a Nigerian city in Japan that can be moved by Nigeria, and lives and works. This is called the city of Kisarazu, one hour from Tokyo where everything is available as in the modern world.”
“What does that mean?”
“This is called cultural diplomacy. And don’t forget that Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba stated that Japan experienced population problems and that in the near future, the Japanese population may be divided in two. And now the same minister gives us all cities that I can visit. Be a celebrity.
“Please why Nigerians are so stupid? What’s wrong with you guys?”
“There is nothing wrong with anyone. Nigerians are people who really like adventure. This is a country advertised by another year and says anyone who can come there and marry their girls will receive monetary benefits. I am determined to leave. You shrink my heart. Why do you always like to kill my dreams?”
“There is a difference between dreams and imagination. You delusions. Those countries, including Japan, are interested in very skilled workers, productive people who can contribute to their economy, not the obligation to find women to get married.”
“You always like to talk to textbooks, principles. As far as Japan today, the highest skills in the world that can help the Japanese economy are anyone who can help reflect the economy by producing children. Look at me. Every part of my body is loaded with children. I am a very skilled worker, a population expert.”
“You are a Nigerian who is very skilled and not serious.”
“Bros, with respect …”
“Please and insult me. When a Nigerian tells you with respect, he really wants to respect you, so don’t worry, talk …”
What I try to say now is that someone like you now, you cannot match Japan in the future, you will not survive in Kisarazu, you have been married twice, you have divorced twice, Japan is looking for a skilled Nigerian who will arrest their women and produce Nigerian-Nigerian children who are both … I want to be volunteer as an ambassador. I want Nigeria-Nigeria “Nigeria.
“I have never heard the Japanese talking about all the things you say”
“I hear that. Sometimes, the silence is better than the words spoken. In fact, members of the President Tinubu’s delegation reportedly visited Kisarazu to spy in the region. If one of them disappeared when the President finally returned, we know where the search party must go.”
“You just think everything is a joke in this country. There is no Nigerian who needs a city of origin in Japan. That is the truth. You can’t even speak language.”
“Love does not speak certain languages. Romance does not have a special identity. That only flows.”
“If Japanese people want to develop bilateral relations with Nigeria, let them come and invest in the Nigerian economy. They are contractors in this economy. Refinery, steel factory, nlng, but they do not have the right factory here. I don’t even know there are problems in Japan. They will help us again.
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“It’s all for national good. I act for the national interest.”
“In other words, your understanding of the presence of President Tinubu at Ticad 9 in Japan is that Nigerian men can now go and marry Japanese women in Kisarazu.”
“Nigerian women can also go. But I think our women are too much for Japanese men. They can’t overcome them. For where? Elephants are not something that is played by children.”
“Your government goes to Japan and can’t even run a booth at the trading expo”
“I think Mr. Bayo onanuga has explained that we were not there for trade exhibitions. Nigeria went there to make a serious offer, hold a serious conversation. Other countries went there to advertise Kente, Nigeria ended in citizenship throughout the city! Do you see the logic?”
“I did not see it. I asked for seriousness in economic diplomacy. And all the ideas about African leaders rushed to France, Russia, China, Japan and the Middle East for this and the conference every time they were called absolutely unreasonable for me. We did not attend this meeting. Drawing, colonial and demeaning.
“President Tinubu clarifies when he speaks that Africa needs partnerships and cooperation, not help.”
“Japan still offers $ 5.5 billion as assistance. There is no African leader who is brave enough to stand up and say no, thank you. Are we in the same yard?”
“Baba has even left Japan and their catikati. So, we don’t need to worry. He is now in Brazil.”
“After stopping at Los Angeles. What exactly he was holding in Los Angeles, no one knew”
“I think he just needs a little rest.”
“He left Nigeria for the trip of two countries: Japan and Brazil. To get to Japan, he spent time stopping at Dubai. He left Japan, he went to the United States to stop again. Then he headed for Brazil.
“He is the president. I think we must learn to stop treating him like a donkey. He is well intention. He is in Brazil, for example to sign Mous, and to continue Nigeria-Brazil’s relationship from where Obasanjo began 21 years ago.”
“Memorandum Understanding. Mous. I suspect there is no more space for Mous in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, we go to sign these things and when we return, we only keep it in the wardrobe in the ministry without anyone who sees those who are not anywhere abroad. Reporting that Obasanjo will release a book titled Nigeria: the past and the future Tinubu follows behind? ”
“Obj says that?”
“Yes. This book promised to be a blockbuster and a bomb combined.”
“And who says Obj is the only one who knows how to abuse the leader of Nigeria. He cannot try the tricks of writing the letter with a jagaban oh. I know you consider it a hero. Please go and advise him. Asiwaju is not a man he can insult. He will write for so long a letter and return to several folds.”
“I think you and I’m here. Let’s wait for the drama. This will just be revealed.”
“Asiwaju has enough capacity to stop the book out.”
“That’s tyranny. Obasanjo has the right under the constitution to think as he wants and express himself freely.”
“This is how President Tinubu will take care of his own business, and people will only go and start bothering him. When he fights again now, people will say he wants to be the only one.”
“The last time I checked this was intended to be a democracy.”
“I know. Democracy. See where the same democracy has taken the Democratic Party (PDP), a party that rules the country for 16 years but is now in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU).
That is very stale information. Don’t you hear? PDP has just left the ICU, and might go to full recovery. The party held a successful National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting in Abuja yesterday where NEC approved the report of the national convention that would be recommended by the South Party. Ambassador Umar Damagum has been confirmed as a substantive national party chairman. “
“Then, that’s the victory of Wike! Wike has been justified. He always insists that the president must be categorized to the south and now the PDP has bowed to his will.”
“In your dream! This is not a victory for Wike. He has just been appointed by Governor Seyi Makinde from the state of Oyo and the Governor of Bala Muhammied from the state of Bauchi. Wike does not want the November convention. But there is nothing he can do, now that Damagum is the chairman of the substantive
“So, where did the next party leader come from?”
“North West, and of course no one is close to Wike.”
“I wondered why it was very difficult to run political parties in Nigeria.”
“In the same way it is difficult to run anything that involves Nigerians. The city of Nigeria in Japan that you want to visit, I can bet that it will not take long before you bring Nigeria in yourself to Japan and Japan will want you to get out of their country”.
“Look at our Afrobasket Team, D’Inm. They were eliminated from FIBA Afrobasketball last Wednesday in the quarter -finals who lost to Senegal, but they had to stay in Luanda until yesterday before they could leave. The players wanted their tickets to change so they could leave, but the federation officials insisted everyone had to stay until the end of the Tournament.
“Escode. Estacode. But are they back now?”
“But I understand the other team members returned yesterday. It’s delicious.”
“Good for them. At least they saved Nigeria problems because they had to give them $ 100,000, three-bedroom apartments and each national honor if they won.”
“You’re not good at all.”
“The truth is always bitter, my brother.”
Author: Reuben Abati
The article published in our graffiti section is the opinion of the writers and does not represent Nigerian ripple views or the editorial booths.
