Are women stronger in bed? By Funke EgbeMode

It all started with an ambitious shopping list of a woman looking for a husband that my friend sent me. The single woman and for the research wanted a man who could cook, he earns ten million naira per month and of course he is good at bed. The lucky guy should be beautiful, romantic and feared God. I replied to my friend who “is a legitimate list”. No, “it’s illegitimate,” he replied. As? On the part of the “good in bed”. He insisted that “good in bed” is relative. I disagree with vehemence. If a man is not good at bed, he is not good at bed. He too will know. A good lover proudly shows off his ability. He does not leave his woman in doubt. Once a man told me that the best way to close the mouth of an angry woman is completely afflicting her.

‘Take it as many times as possible. He leaves his ancestor, sweat and runs away from the bedroom. Do it well. I don’t understand the men who say that their wives are angry with them, keeping malice with them for weeks. If you are making love with her regularly, the question will settle down. “

Now, this is a man who can give a good report of himself. If you are not good in bed, how will the lady feel the heat? If a man is a lover once in an or monthly, how can he “do” his wife to the bottom? So, I told my friend, the definition of “good in bed” is clear. At least, if the man does not know, his woman knows it, and we are those who evaluate men. My friend must have angry a little.

‘Wetin? A woman also should be good at bed ??? Note the three question marks. Marco of anger, I know.

Okay, both the man and the woman should be above average and meet in the middle of the bed.

“We men work too hard with you women”

Imagine! So women don’t work hard under men?

It was then that the Ayinla Omowura line threw the line of Apala Maestro.

‘Pekele Pekele, ISE ORU KII SE KEVERE “

I laughed aloud. Translation: “The work that men do at night is a lot of work, it is not the game for children”

Seriously, do men do all the job? No, it’s a partnership. It’s a joint venture. This is what makes a “night shift” sweet. Of course, in most cases, in many nights, men make the “heavy lifting”, but my friend insists that it is the hard work that shortens the duration of men’s lives. In other words, sex kills men. Without saying so many words, my friend was saying. “Only men die during sex.” Trust me, I replied.

“Women also die in action”

He replied: “Women die of excitement, not of exhaustion”. See me see problems, what is the difference? Both excitement and exhaustion can wear out. Orgasms can make the heart fail and we all have hearts, right?

However, I must agree with reluctance that more men die during and after sex than women. Maybe we are more careful and we don’t have sex to impress.

Men should really look at their bad habit of wanting to “become harder” even when their bodies are dancing. Why should a man die trying to impress a woman? Those who have read me know that I do not support men who die in active service. All intelligent men should serve diligently but leave the arena alive. This way they can still serve a little. It is absolutely not wise to die on the pitch.

Think about it, if a man who is at the service of three or four women dies in the bed of one of them, how right is it? What becomes of the other parts? Are you all starting to look for new investors? No, it’s not fair.

But on a serious note, nobody should die having sex, man or woman. The reason why more men die in active service is because they don’t listen to me. They don’t listen to logic. The duties of a man out of the bedroom are already abundant. Performing and defending a family is already a lot of work. The hours when a man puts in their career and commercial activities all day is sufficient to kill a horse. Add it to the number of things you have to worry about. The number of people waiting for him to solve their problems. His life after hours of work should be relaxing and pleasant. It should not concern the overcoming of itself. It shouldn’t concern fuck blue pills. But who listens to me or listening to this healthy advice? Not the older men. No, they want to win the sex championship. They want to impress their sweet sweets. It is their way of convincing themselves that their lives are being enjoyed. If you ask me, the men of the sex championship confuse me just like those who drink wine or whiskey that is not sweet, the beer that has a smell and looks out urine and everything that gives them hammering or heavy headaches the following morning. I will never understand how all this means fun. Lagos people call him “Faaji”. How is pain pleasant unless some screws are melted or loosen in the head or in the mind?

Enough of digression. We leave the men “Faaji” to their fun and their blue pills. I feel that women are doing it too, mixing things, bursting pills, drinking herbs to enjoy sex. What is going on here? I also heard that it is not just to satisfy their husbands, that these women are having sex until death. It is the thing of the “forbidden” apple and die in the active service that we cannot ignore. Note, he rarely hear men die at the top of the women who married, the true owner of the equipment. Now women are also holding chemicals to satisfy men who are not their husbands. I hope we are all appropriately and adequately shocked.

Imagine this, a mother of five children died somewhere in Ekiti after sex with her lover. The heartless boy dragged his body into the bush and unloaded her there. Another died and was left to be discovered by the hotel cleaning.

Now, not insisting on the fact that all sex prisoners are consequences of blue pills and enlarged sachet. In fact, I am more worried about the inattention and Levity with which we all deal with our health in general.

While we have been going for years, we should all reduce the number of times we go to battle. A wise warrior knows when to take a step back and recognize his humanity. No man is cut or designed to do the things he did at the age of 30; No, not at 65. If you try it, it could end at the best hypotheses in the intensive care unit. The chances that it will end up at the morgue is quite high.

As for my ladies, stop “falling your hand” leaving a man, or worse, a child, take you to death. If you love a particular dish or meal, you don’t do and you shouldn’t eat everything in one session. Eat slowly, neatly and good so you can eat for a long time. Don’t swallow it or suffer and when you do it, it won’t be tomorrow.

My boys, my girls, make sure you are in good shape for exercise. Check the blood pressure, the heart rate before convincing you to be fit for sex. Do not kill you in an attempt to demonstrate a foolish point to the people who will turn to deride you for having expired in the secret place of a woman.

*Egbemode ([email protected])

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