[Riposte] Formal Education Would Have Cured Illiteracy by Ultimate Equal, by Erasmus Ikhide

I should have ignored the uneducated scoundrel and a known chronic illiterate with no known formal education who calls himself by the nickname Ultimate Equal. In these few lines, I would cure his crudeness, incoherence, doubtfulness and his banal deficiency. I hope he gains something from this as a psychopathic disaster!

Ultimate Equal risks a thought on my joining the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) following the Edo State gubernatorial election scheduled for September 21, this year. He listed his grievances about me to include the fact that I once criticized the administration of Governor Godwin Obaseki in the past for putting his administration at odds with the wishes of the citizens.

Equal’s terrifying worldview has led him to the strange belief that I should fight Governor Godwin Obaseki the way he fights in the gutter like a pig in an uncharted strip. In the strangeness of his political belief system, everyone, known and unknown, who is not in the sinking boat of the Labour Party should be blacklisted as a mortal enemy.

But I have sensed that one of Equal’s underlying morbid anxieties is that I have abandoned its boastful, ostentatious Labor Party, hopelessly populated by street-level charlatans, red-eyed and red-haired idiots and losers, with a gubernatorial candidate who is arrogantly fracturing and widening the divide in a once boisterous, people-loving political party.

Much of Equal’s hideous character is that he is in bed with public humiliation as a compulsive, treacherous, double-dealing, brainless, imbecile hermit who is primitively active in swindling Edo citizens of their legally purchased landholdings. In case you are not familiar with the creature of mere surfaces: he is a sly con man in his 70s, terribly tattooed all over his body with shoddy syntaxes only fit for thugs and criminals. Unfortunately, he only revels in daily activism out of existential desperation to escape his very real fear of rejection.

My biggest fear for Ultimate is the level of its vulgarity, its irritating and irrational vulgarity, its double political betrayal, its detestable thug and its arrogant and divisive bad politician who may be on the brink of collapse.

● Erasmus Ikhide contributed to this piece via ikhideluckyerasmus@gmail.com

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