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The Island AllStars PatrickLingo Super League 2026 turned the Lagos Business School sports stadium into a hospital, a bakery, a supermarket and a construction site on Saturday, October 24, as week four brought goals, missed penalties and enough drama to have even the referees calling for popcorn.
Remed Healthcare arrived with their medical equipment fully loaded and immediately placed Daily Manna Global on emergency admission.
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Just six minutes into the match, Uche Ifemeleduike, assisted by Onyeze, administered the first injection. Before the bakers could locate their health insurance cards, Ifemeleduike returned at minute 40+2 with another prescription, completing his brace.
Daily Manna tried to come back, but Sky-P missed a penalty in the 49th minute. Even the bread in the oven must have screamed: “Ah! Who turned off the gas?”
Eddy finally brought a new ray of hope in the 69th minute, courtesy of an assist from Sky-P, but Remed refused to discharge their patients without taking the three points.
The 2-1 victory sent Remed Healthcare to the top of the league with six points.
In the second match, Jendol Superstores opened their doors against Zudachi Construction, only to discover that the construction giants had arrived with cement, blocks and a serious demolition permit!
A beautiful free kick from Ike Ibe in the 25th minute gave Zudachi the lead, leaving Jendol’s buyers desperately searching for an emergency exit.
Chibuike then missed a penalty in first-half stoppage time. It is rumored that the supermarket manager immediately checked whether there were still penalties in stock.
But Chibuike refused to accept a refund.
In the 57th minute, he returned to the box and scored the equalizer, securing a 1-1 draw.
Both teams remain unbeaten on five points, with Zudachi second and Jendol third.
Meanwhile, Wellborn Hotels enjoyed their day off, possibly offering discounted accommodation to defenders undergoing renovations after two consecutive defeats.
With six game weeks still left in the 10-week championship, no one should start carving names on the trophy just yet.
Sponsored by PatrickLingo Pharmaceuticals Limited, the competition continues to combine friendship, fitness and football entertainment.
Remed now runs the pharmacy, Zudachi is still building, Jendol is still open, Daily Manna needs a new baking recipe, and Wellborn is busy changing the sheets.
Four weeks have passed, six to go. Please don’t let anyone turn off the generator: this football comedy is just beginning!
