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A playboy can play the field forever or until his penis falls off, or whichever comes first. A playgirl? No, he needs to retire quickly, in fact, before everyone realizes what he does for a living.
A playgirl, runner, courtesan or high-class call girl must know when to stop. Only stupid girls play the field endlessly. Any playgirls reading this? Or is there anyone reading this who knows a playgirl? Pull her ears and tell her to back off. A girl is expected to be beautiful and good. This society, in fact, African society does not look favorably on bad girls, even when it is society itself that makes them bad.
Girls are not expected to become playgirls just because life is hard. We should be as strong as, if not stronger than, our mothers. It doesn’t matter that society looks the other way when it pats men on the back for being able to pay for their “toys,” women still get blamed for the nastiness of everyone involved. And there are a lot of people involved in creating a playgirl or a run-girl. Yes, like her parents who accept food and gifts from their unemployed eighteen-year-old daughter.
So today we’re talking about call girls and games? Well, not quite. But it’s about when to stop doing the bad because it’s time to try a good one. Just because a route is familiar and easy to navigate doesn’t mean it will lead you to a wonderful destination. Living a sweet life is nice and cozy, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good thing. In reality, the sweet life doesn’t last forever for girls. A comfort zone will not always be comfortable. All the soft girls with no vision and no plans for tomorrow will sooner or later end up falling hard on their butts because they didn’t buy any pillows for their future.
Little girl, so your breasts are firm and pointy now and your sugar daddies suck you and compliment you, do you think this will last forever? How stupid can you be? Sugar daddies are programmed this way. They are designed for sucking and sucking and complimenting soft girls on their soft breasts so they can suck some more. They are paying for the solid and pointy stuff but because they want the solid stuff, they don’t stick around once what they are holding is no longer solid and juicy. It doesn’t matter that they contributed to the loss of lusciousness, many men simply don’t want saggy, droopy things.
Yes, that’s why they left the lady at home. Because the Twin Peaks of the past no longer hold up. Now they are looking at the lady’s toes.
Little lady, your necklines won’t always be so tight and your belly won’t always be firm. Your life won’t always be soft. You have predecessors and your successors are already lined up. You have a mandate and believe me, your impeachment will not be announced or discussed. A tender girl’s tenure on the soft lane usually ends abruptly.
A more beautiful girl with a better body will enter the scene. Her skin will be immaculate, her straight and smooth legs will disappear into very voluptuous hips that will leave a righteous man thinking unrighteous things. In case you still don’t understand, imagine this: One day, the Boss is all over you, and the next day you can’t catch all of his lines.
That’s all. He swore an oath to your successor. It is what it is. No matter how delicious roasted corn is, no one keeps corn on the cob. No matter how sweet an orange is, once the juice has been sucked out and the fruit is flat, its next destination is the dustbin or garbage can.
I confess that this piece was inspired by this young woman showing off her latest iPhone. I saw her on my way. I was attracted by her attractiveness. Last week he greeted me and what he had in his hand was a small phone, really small. Yes, the #15,000 one. His iPhone was stolen at a party and the flashlight phone was all he could afford. I later learned that her “yahoo” boyfriend has switched to a more succulent orange and Sisi is generally broke.
See? She was impeached without warning and given no chance to defend herself. This is how cookies crumble.
Straight, full-length wigs, the latest iPhones, and skimpy outfits are the worst things a running girl can focus on. They are a transitory fad. What we wear now, what is in fashion now, will come out next season. That you can tell a man to jump and he asks him how high doesn’t mean he will always be that careful. As soon as your breasts begin to sag before their maker and he becomes bored with the position of your wheelbarrow, access to his money may dry up. Oh my God, buy yourself a plot of land instead of a dozen lace wigs. Start a business instead of just investing in phones. Improve yourself, take online courses and get out of the whore zone.
Tell yourself that you are better than being any man’s plaything, because you are. Channel your ability to enchant into acquiring additional marketing skills. Don’t sit on your cute butt and wait to be kicked out of an apartment a man rented for you. Save some water before the well runs dry, because it will.
Convincing yourself or letting your fellow lazy friends convince you that this sweet life is forever is one of the greatest disservices you can do to yourself. Your assets are depreciating. Your stock will lose value and you will eventually find that a bottle full of foundation and concealer won’t be able to hide your age. Life will send you into retirement, and whether or not you hand over the baton in this relay, one day you will be finished, completely finished.
Lady Kept-Woman, your High Chief Guardian is most likely a passing lover. Now he’s spoiling you, but don’t let it get into your head. You are already 40 years old. Shine your eyes. Owambe every Saturday should not be your priority. Aso-ebi every month means you are not as smart as you seem. How much have you spent on Ankara, lace, Gele, Aso-Oke and Damascus in the last six months. Do the math and ask yourself where you’ll be wearing those “uniforms” in the next six months. Just because Otunba is generous this year doesn’t mean he will be generous next year. Being an older woman, you should be smarter, don’t waste this goodwill. You won’t always be so desirable. Even your sweet thing won’t always be so sweet.
Seriously, aside from the terminal date of a woman’s sweetness and firmness, why will a running girl want to be a running girl forever? Only the lazy and stupid think that milk has no expiration date.
I’ve seen bad girls become great wives and mothers because they knew when to stop. They have taken what they have acquired and put it into what can last. They invested their knowledge and charm into making their marriages work. That’s why you hear questions like: Why do mean girls end up with good guys? It’s because some bad girls know when the evening market is over. They return home when they can still locate their goods. They invest wisely instead of paying for acquired butts and breasts. They invest their charm in their men and their homes. They retire before they retire.
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